January 2011
The best smell in the world is the man that you love.
– Jennifer Aniston
Internet Star
Dad: Oooof!
Me: Ooof? Is that a sound?
Dad: Kind of like a woof without a W.
Me: Lol that’s what I thought.
Dad: Better than WTF! Didn’t think that would be appropriate as a dad-daughter thing
Me: I’m going to submit this to whenparentstext.com
Dad: I’m already on YouTube. I can handle the publicity.
Party Dancing
partyrehab:
When your sober:
When you are finally drunk:
YAY for Sammi & Jenni making up! :]
Everyone talks shit about Sammi but idgaf, I like her. :]
Plus, I’m all for friends making up.
Example: The Hills ♥
Sigh, if only it happened in real life. :/
When people tell me not to act weird in public.
mylifeonpause:
“bitch please, I’m making your day entertaining.”
TRUE SHIT 8-l
Buahahahahaahhaahahahaha, SO Idalia. ♥
The Jersey Shore Prayer
Now I lay me down to rest; which tshirt do you like the best? My face is tan, my hair is high, grenades are falling from the sky. Got my gel, my face is clear; Let’s go bitches, CABS ARE HEAA!
someone that knows me in real life found my...
badgirlswearchanel:
I HATE those nosy fuckers. -_-
I'm hungry & Idk what to eat & I have class in an...
WAAAHHHHHHH!
i can't with this facebook status right now.
badgirlswearchanel:
” just spent 45 minutes on my eyeshadow. letta you be killin’ em! #grown up “
… so you grown because you just spent 45 minutes on your EYESHADOW? not because you pay your bills, and support yourself, but because you spent damn near an hour on your eyeshadow that probably wasn’t properly applied anyway? oh, okay then.
i hate everyone i graduated with.
...
There's a pattern in my life...
Communication has been the root of most, if not all, of the problems in life.
This weekend I went out with my cousins to celebrate my 21st and at the end of the night we were chillin at one of my cousin’s house and then one of my cousins says,
“Natalie bottles shit up man, she goes hard fuckin core with not saying shit. You never know when she’s pissed. She doesn’t...
& these are the times I wish I had more than just...
-_-
: Me watching a funny movie
foreverjuicyy:
My mom watching the same movie:
Omg this!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Buahahahahahahahhaaha, Dalia! Like when we had Mami watch Paranormal Activity!
Mami was like “Sigo esperando lo ‘escary’!”
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
dee-constructed-love:
Yup dat be me…every fuckin time
Guess where my flight is headed?
NC.
BUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG.
“WHO WANTS TO GET WASTED”?!?!?!?!!?!
“Alcoholics do honey”.
I DIED.
Ahahhahahahahahaha:
“Tell me the truth”!
“Um, okay. Karma’s a bitch & so are you”.
Homework on the weekends,
be—joyful:
-_-
yousmileyoulie:
arlynnadamos:
Friday Afternoon: No worries, I have two more days to do it.
Saturday Morning: Hm, maybe I should at least start on it. NAH! I have time.
Sunday Morning: I should seriously start on my homework.
Sunday Afternoon: /procrastinates more
Sunday Night: OH MY DAMN, IT’S DUE TOMORROW.
And then there’s the sad conclusion if you...